• LongHairedOffender
  • LongHairedOffender

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  • Favorite Food:The Blood of His Foes.
  • Secret Crush:It's A Mystery.
  • Worst Nightmare:Zombie Hunting Without His Mace.
  • Breasts or Butt:He Loves Both.
  • Real Name:Cannot Be Uttered By The Human Tongue.
  • All-Time Favorite Game:Anything With Blood.
The Originator, the Alpha of our Omega, The One From Whom We Came To Exist.

LongHairedOffender's Last Five Blog Posts

  1. 12 Sizzling Exclusive Photos of Raychul as Cammy (3 months ago)
  2. Raychul teases us with her Cammy Costume for Comic-Con (Photos!) (4 months ago)
  3. PETA Sponsers Whack-A-Boob Flash Video Game (Play it Here on Slobs) (4 months ago)
  4. Tough guy Shia LeBeouf calls you a little bitch for playing the Wii (4 months ago)
  5. FapFapFap Solid: new DLC offers Metal Gear + Babes in Bikinis (photos here) (5 months ago)