Yeah, we didn't get to go to the 2009 Tokyo Game Show, but that's not really my fault. Technically, I'm not allowed out of the country after that whole thing with the Yakuza run-in and that little mess I made while binge drinking at the Tokyo Airport. Long story short, all I have of Japan is the pictures I steal borrow from the good public, and the retarded-ass rantings of my wimpy co-worker.
Mourn the passing of TGS 2009 with me the way we always do it at SlobsofGaming: Boobs, Babes, and Badassery.
(BTW, that turd-burgular KenTheGreat1 wants me to give props to the fine photography of A. Quentin, M. Sedaghat, "sczoron", "kosuong", and "grdfather". Don't sue me. All I own is porn and unopened cans of Pringles.
#11: Snake and Grey Fox
Holy S*^%, is that Omi Fucking Gibson?! And look at the beard on that Snake. Looks authentic.
#10: Dragon Quest Babes
These ladies give me a big Level Up. In my pants. Sexually.
#9: Beatrix (FFIX)
FFIX was always a little short on babes, especially with your party being made up of mostly dudes and midgets. Thank Christ for sexy boss characters. Rowr.
#8: Ryu & Chun Li
Known Fact: Most Street Fighter cosplayers are either horribly skinny or ugly as fuck. Leave it to Japan to break the mold.
#7: Whoever the Hell This Chick Is.
Um. Well, I *thought* she looked like Ulala, but it's apparently a mascot from some Japanese auto-tune anime deal. Because everything in Japan has to have a fucking mascot, right?
#6: I Have No Idea What This Is, Either.
All I know is, if I saw this at TGS, I'd be running in the opposite direction for my damn life.
#5: Rydia (FFIV)
Remember, depending on which version of Rydia you like, you're either a red-blooded nerd or a pedophile.
#4: Bayonetta
Good try, Japan, but your Bayonetta just barely loses in hotness to our own Bayonetta.
#3: Tifa (FFVII)
Hold on. Did I really need to put an "FFVII" tag on this entry? Is there really someone out there that hasn't played this game yet?
#2: Rachel (Ninja Gaiden)
With a little imagination, the picture on the right almost looks like a lesbian ninja make-out battle just WAITING to happen. Hmm. Lesbian ninjas.
#1: Terra & Kefka
Man, I wish I could show this picture to every fat, ugly cosplayer out there who's tried to ruin my Tifa fetishes and shame them into wearing burlap sacks for the rest of their lives.
