Okay, so maybe I watch a little anime in my spare time. But I only watch the good stuff. No retarded ninja kids, no stupid high school dramas. No, I occasionally watch stuff like Queen's Blade, which is a lot like Mortal Kombat. With more lesbians. And less clothing.
Anyways, the game itself isn't due until this Christmas, and even more unfair, it's only going to be released in Japan. That doesn't stop us from bringing you the NSFW sexy, though! Screenshots still continue to filter through Famitsu and Dengeki, and we've been surprised to learn that there's an actual GAME behind this stuff. Who knew?
You think THAT'S racy? Well, Namco Bandai isn't just busting out delicious artwork for the game. There's more -- OH, YES, there is more (behind the jump).
So, Namco Bandai's releasing assets in order to introduce two characters, the priestess Melpha and the Amazon Cattleya: two more characters with cleavage the size of the Grand Canyon. Awesome. We're totally getting our PSPs modded for this.
"A battle to the death? Oh my! But I'm just a priestess... with huge breasts!"
Character designs in Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos very, very, VERY faithful to the anime.
See? Look, there's an actual game in this thing! We knew it!
What you *don't* see is the rampant jiggle animations. Yeah. They put Mai Shiranui to shame.
Introducing your token superhuman Amazon warrior, "Cattleya". Hmm. Wonder why she has such a weird name.
Maybe she likes hamburgers or owns her own dairy farm?
We imagine she's shopping for a back brace and TONS of aspirin.
And as our parting shot, here's the most recent trailer for this sex-explosion-turned-video-game. Buy Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos. Then call me up and let me borrow the game!
