Yep, you heard it right: pretty soon, Japan's PS3 owners will be getting live, streaming HD-TV courtesy of DMM.tv (essentially the Japanese version of Netflix) which happens to include an assload of porn from its adult section. We suddenly have a very strong, carnal urge to watch things in Blu-Ray quality.
Sure, the service is offering every sort of dirty, naughty fetish that comes to mind, but here's some stuff we'd pay top dollar for if we had the same service available on American shores.
#6: Japanese Variety Shows
Well, where else am I going to see Japanese girls breaking chopsticks and silverware with their buttcheeks?
#5: Gravure DVD Clips
Okay, so it's a little less than pr0n, but you can't tell me you wouldn't part with $2.99 (or 250 Yens) for some softcore bikini booty action -- I sure as Hell couldn't.
#4: Japanese Pro Wrestling
Pro wrestling in America sucks because it's all so scripted and low-risk. But not the Japanese. They have no problem putting their female wrestlers in barbed wire deathmatches, and we can only imagine what they do to the men. Oh, and they also have bikini wrestling in Japan. We like that.
#3: Anime
Of course anime has to be part of the deal. At the best, you could download stuff for the kids, the wife, your buddies, while keeping the M-rated stuff on lockdown for late night. Animated jigglevision, here I come!
#2: Competitive Eating
I consider competitive eating to be the highest from of sport. If the Greeks did this, you can bet it'd be an olympic sport. Meh, maybe I just like seeing tiny Japanese girls cram their pieholes with food.
#1: PRIDE Fighting
PRIDE Fighting is nothing like the UFC. In the UFC, they stop fights the minute guys hit the mat. In PRIDE, they wait for death to descend on MMA fighters before the refs interfere. In fact, I'm sure that just a few legal issues separate PRIDE matches from being deathmatches. Either way, it's great on Japanese TV.
