FML is a website that basically reminds us life could always be worse. I always go around saying "f--k my life," but these people have it so much worse. Especially this guy.
"Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML"
Squirtle? Really? That's the best she could come up with? How about Charizard? Or Jolteon?