Well, this was one damn funny contest to judge, but sadly, only one user can win the TriCell GamePro prize!
Congrats to forsaken1304 for a hilarious caption (and the crappy spelling somehow makes it even better)! As for the rest of you runner-ups -- DJKennethA, fat_bot, sac007, Lord_Kefka -- make you send me a PM with your mailing address to claim a GamePro prize. (Oh yeah, your entries are behind the jump, so thanks for the funnies!)
forsaken1304: WINNER!
Chris: Sheva whats wrong are you ok?
Sheva: My god have you ever just stared at my breasts they are amazing they take my breath away i cant stop looking at them.
Chris: Actually yes thats why i cant run and shoot the second you start running i cant stop staring at them.
Sheva: Me too i got an idea how about i run around topless and that should distract those bastards long enough for you to take them out.
Chris: Yes... Yes.. you should run around topless that is a great plan come on lets go.
Unfortunently Sheva's plan didnt work because chris was too busy staring at her breasts to shoot the zombies and sheva too could not look away from her glorious rack so they both stood there for days in the hot sun untill they both died of dehydration.
DJKennethA:
Honestly, this isn't what it looks like! He just had some bad shrimp!
fat_bot:
Clare didn't know which was more anachronistic: the blocky zombies or the pay phones.
sac077:
Never Anger A Woman On Her Period.
Lord_Kefka:
Leon had survived the atrocities of Racoon City and Las Plagas, but nothing could prepare him for the horror of realizing that the bulge under Ada's dress was not in fact a pistol.