Resident Evil 5 is lurching onto shelves this week, so we're giving away some of the RE5/Tricell goodies that GamePro's gotten in the mail. We're going to do an old-fashioned caption contest, and the best/most interesting/funniest entry wins some kickass prizes that I'm not allowed to keep for myself! Just comment in this post with your caption of choice (1 per user per picture), and we'll announce a winner on Friday when the game launches!
(Even though I can't win goddammit editorial rules I've written in some of my own samples, too!
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All this and more can be yours: read to get the full RE5 lowdown!
DA RULES:
- Hit the jump and pick a screenshot!
- Make a caption and submit it to the comments area.
- Be sure to preference which photo you're captioning!
- Only one entry per picture!
- No racism or anything that we'll have to delete!
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"Are you my grandson?"
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Claire was too embarrassed to say anything, but these were actually the male strippers she'd seen previously at Raccoon City's local Chippendales.
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Jill didn't know it, but all that Terrance (who had died a virgin) really wanted was her phone number.
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Ada's aura of mystery was somewhat lessened by her Hello Kitty panties.
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Sheva instantly regretted taking Chris up on Taco Bell for lunch.
