Sure, you can steal cars and beat up random people in Liberty City, but that's not enough. It's not EVIL. Join the Slobs in a feast of depravity and violence as they showcase the most inhuman things you can do in Grand Theft Auto 4...

 

 

Burning hookers: Get of rid your crabs and your shame by burning them away! BUUURN!

 

 

 

Face-Stepping: Simply killing an innocent bystander isn't enough. You've gotta assert yourself to make it count.

 

 

 

Drown your date: Nothing says "I need some space" like throwing your special girl into a large body of water.

 

 

 

Driving on the sidewalk: Make someone's mundane life a little more exciting and grind their bones beneath your car!

 

 

 

Using helicopter blades as a weapon: Nothing makes us smile more than seeing a human body flung down the street at 50 mph.

 

 

 

Maiming hospital patients: The next time flu shots are being handed out, everyone will know to get the HELL out of your way.

 

 

 

Blowing up a gas station: We're not paying $60 dollars for a tank of gas!

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kalell

I LOLed at ditching your girl in the ocean, I'm gonna have to try that. I like to knock people down when they attack me and keep them from getting back up. No all that evil, but it makes me laugh.

Train_of_Thought

My friend and i stocked up on ammo and weapons, and went into the building of the Statue of Happiness and and just had an all out killing spree. If we we ever went low on life, we'd pay the vending machines a little visit for some good ol' Sprunk to cool us down and get right back into the action. Good stuff.

sportsorviolence21

Some screwed up stuff I've done in GTA has to be stomping the balls of a downed citizen. Then setting him on fire. OR starting rampages and barricade myself in my safehuose, and throw Molotov cocktails at the door, burning cops to a crisp.

DGeneral

I suck at bowling in GTA4 that's why i run over the pedestrians on the sidewalk with my car. Feels like i'm getting a strike. Nothing like hitting a cop along the way for some good ol DeathRace 2000 action.

dreedyjr

only $60 for a tank of gas? the pumps where i live stop at around $70, and that doesnt even fill my dads gas tank

ShortHairedOffender

LMAO at B_P

I accidently drowned my date. I tried to take a jump and was not fast enough. Bitch deserved it. Best first date ever.

James_Earl_Cash

Hows about punching a cop off the side of a cliff/tall building??? That sounds like fun.

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