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E3 2009 was bursting at the seams with gigantic new games like God of War III, three new Metal Gear games (Rising, Peace Walker, and Arcade), Kojima's Castlevania, and countless others, but the event also had some of the sexiest booth ladies we've ever seen. It was hard enough concentrating on doing actual work during the week of E3 without absurdly hot girls every two feet smiling at us and doing a commendable job of pretending we're not sweaty, unshaven game journalists.

The hottest of E3 2009's booth babes was easily Sega's live Bayonetta model. Watch the video below to see her move around in her skin-tight latex suit.

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As a gamer, watching this video is like having my stomach gouged open with a rusty shovel. Watch as this poor guy willingly walks into a studio full of self-righteous housewifes, only to be cornered and verbally disemboweled by the vicious monster that is Tyra Banks.

Wait, so Tyra thinks that Webb is a "Gaming Goddess?" Really? Huh, I thought that Morgan Webb was just some stupid chick who pretended to like video games in order to score higher TV ratings.

"In the end, Morgan and Tyra do their job and convince Richard to stop playing games as much, and to do normal things. Don't just say this 'cause you're on TV 'cause I will come find you! Tyra warns him. Normally that's just an empty threat, but with Tyra you know she'll hunt him down, skin him alive, and then eat his soul if he ever defies her."

Foamy the Squirrel may sound like an asthmatic kid on helium, but his over-the-top slur-tastic video rants sure as Hell don't mince words.

If you hate ads in your games, especially when you're trying to play the f--king thing, and you get product placement all over your face, this clip is for you. Oh, and there's copious amounts of cleavage abound in this video, so slightly NSFW and all that. Hey, big girls need love too (well, some of them, exceptions do apply).

You know what, I change my mind: give me more ads in my games, as long as those ads are nipple pasties.

We're celebrating Mother's Day by counting down the hottest, most insanely sexy moms in gaming history!

Fellow Slobs, this is what we've been cooking up the last few days, and our pr0n site surfing design skills are paying tribute to Moms! Hey, video game girls don't get enough praise as it is, but being a mother means that some of these 17 women pull double duty! From retro babes like Sonia Belmont to current beauties such as Soul Calibur's Sophitia, these video game characters not only bring male (and lesbian?) gamers to their knees, but they also completely refine the phrase "hot mama."

#17: Sonia Belmont (Castlevania)

Family Tree: Mother of the entire Belmont Clan.

Sonia Belmont's had a rough history, or rather, a complete lack of one. After her adventures on the Game Boy, the series retconned her out of existence. What a change that makes, though, since Sonia was originally billed to be the first Belmont that defeated Dracula, going on to sire the Belmont Clan, starting with little Trevor. Oh yeah, and Trevor's Dad? None other than the famous Alucard himself.