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(Updated with New Video. Apparently, this is a church sermon of some kind. Are they worshipping Street Fighter?!)

All forms of political debate should just boil down to this: two men battle in a duel of spinning lariats. First one to get knocked down, fall over, or pass out from motion sickness loses the vote. It will be a new age of democracy by Russian wrestling!

In a word, EPIC. Take special note of the guy in the gray suit between 0:11 and 0:17, as he pretty much craps his pants the closer he gets to the crazy, spinning politician pastor. It's clear he does NOT want to fuck with a spinning lariat to the balls.

There's some fan art that just stands out from all the rest, and this is one of those things that I just can't pass up.

Sent to us by MrPants101, this artwork by Mike Inel successfully combines three things that we love at Slobs: video game consoles, massive cleavage, and of course, robot chicks. Bravo. Wonder where the inspiration came from? Maybe he's got some kind of MegaTokyo fetish or something. We ain't complaining, though.

"In the future, video game consoles will become self-aware, and the true Console War will begin."

Oh, and make sure you check out some of the other (hilarious) artwork in the portfolio.

(Warning: Bad Language Ahead. Lots of F&*Ks and S*#Ts and @$$, so NSFW.)

As a fellow game-loving animal, I've got to applaud this week's installment of Neurotically Yours. Any gamer that's had to save up for a $60 video game knows that it's fucked up when you have to trade in almost 10 titles just to get a mere, offensive $20 bucks in store credit. Hey, I don't care if Castlevania Judgement and Rumble Roses were crappy games, I still paid a lot of cash for that crap!

Goddamn, that's one angry squirrel. Must be an "Edge Card" member or something. Yeesh. (Hmm, that background music was pretty good. Wonder if they have it on CD somewhere.)

Still, it's not the employees' fault, man. If anything, they get the real short end of the stick, since GameStop barely pays enough money to support a cigarette addiction, much less a decent rent check. It's the CEOs: they're the real enemies!

Man, I don't know what it is, but Bayonetta models and cosplayers are definitely getting it RIGHT.

Also, I'm so Goddamn jealous of Japanese TV and their awesomely wacky commercials. Sure, this is probably the most tame Bayonetta commerical yet, but it still fills me with desire. To buy the game, I mean.

DAMN. I mean, Bravo, really. Between E3's Bayonetta model and that hottie from the 2009 Tokyo Game Show, I don't know who I like more. Although, at this rate, it's probably just a matter of time before some fat chick squeezes her ass in badly tailored leather and ruins this for all of us. Fat chicks, take notice: PLEASE don't ruin Bayonetta for the innocent!

(Disclaimer: "Daily Hotness" is not actually daily, but usually quite HOT.)

UPDATE: Link Fixed. I'm sorry. Please don't hate me.

Okay, so we don't do this often, but it was so good, it warranted more exposure. I'm a fan of any well-formatted online gaming feature, which is why I happily introduce you to The Most Attractive Female Fighters From Popular Games (and it's one page, too!). Hey, the title may be horrendously boring, but the images are packed with bootie and cleavage.

If it was me (or that buttmunch, The Pig), I probably would given the feature a more exciting title, like "The Hottest Female Fighters in Video Game History: Super Mega Sexy Wallpaper Explosion!"

Click here to check out the feature at "The Design Inspiration". Trust me. You'll love the sexiness inherit in the image gallery.

Personally, I've always been the kind of guy that likes (and fears) super-aggressive, tattoo wearing, possibly bisexual women that would probably claw your back in intimate moments. EA's development team has apparently been listening to my fan mail, as a new character has just been introduced for Mass Effect 2.

Her name is Subject Zero.

OK. After watching that trailer, I'm excited, confused, intimidated, amazed, and aroused. All at the same time.

Oh, one last thing! If I'm right, the trailer's confirmed a returning feature from the first Mass Effect, just in case you missed it in all that rampant hotness. Hit the jump to check it out.

Hey! You know about Heavy Rain, right? That one game with the insanely delicious graphics, deep as s*** story and only eight hours of gameplay? Well, we now know which part of the game to play to, thanks to the Tokyo Game Show.

Yes, Heavy Rain has BOOBS in it. Let's hope this isn't the only sight we see of some supple skin in the game. With only eight hours of gameplay, it damn well better pack a bit more breastage. Of course, the game looks interesting enough, judging by this new video of footage and Japanese gibberish. Not bad!

(Also, you could watch it on Destructoid or PSX Ex, where I doubt the boobies video will get bounced.)

Destructoid has always been a favorite site of mine, but sometimes, I'm horrified at how good their coverage is. With GamePro entrenched in the Tokyo Game Show, the office is a dead zone, leaving me to my own devices, browsing our brotherly websites in the gaming media. That's when I came upon this NSFW video.

Never before have I ever been more afraid of demons and giant, heaving breasts.

Of course, I'm sure you guys know that EA has been teasing the gaming press with Dante's Inferno packages, ranging from sacks of BBQ chicken, ribs, and cake (Gluttony) to personal checks worth more than what I get paid in a month (Greed). Man. Those guys are demented.